Hongos revisited

I am VERY happy about something right now. I just looked at my “blog stats,” which tell me how many people look at my page each day and which links they click on, etc.

My favorite feature is “Search Terms,” which tells me what phrases people type into Google in order to find my page. 9 times out of 10, it’s obvious that the person is searching for topics unrelated to my blog . . . basically, most people are looking for porn and accidently stumble here. Usually the search terms are, “fuck nurse” or “vagina titty fuck nurse” – I have used all of this words at one time or another in my blog and most of my traffic seems to come from porn searchers.

BUT! Today, I got TWO great search terms.

1. “Como curar los hongos vaginales.” (Translation: How to cure vagina mushrooms/yeast) Some poor spanish-speaking person has found their vagina sprouting with mushrooms (For an explanation of this, read: Hongos) and needed to find a cure fast. Instead, they found my website.

2. Bullet proof vests and aching chest pain.”: Awesome.

ADDENDUM!!!

I just decided to scroll through this past week’s search terms. On the 15th, I had two of the same searches! 1. “Hongos vaginales,” and “Bullet proof vest chest pain.”

So I guess this means I should,

A) Put up some information on yeast infections in spanish. To be announced . . .
B) My official medical advice**: Your bullet proof vest is too tight. Unless you are having a heart attack.

**Disclaimer: Absolutely nothing on this website should be considered medical advice. Again, NO medical advice here.