What a great find! I was running with J in the park yesterday and we found this flyer, wrapped in a protective shell of saran wrap and duct tape. I apologize that I can’t make it any bigger – but I will review some key points here (note: this is copied exactly from the flyers – unfortunately, awesome original grammar and spelling not my idea):
There are Gay Men having open public sex in Forest Park . . .This type of behavior has be going on for years and the Police Department and the Elective Officials are doing nothing about it.
Dear Esteemed Member of our Constituency:
Gay men having open public sex in Forest Park does not interest us. We will do absolutely nothing about it.
Sincerely Yours,
Elective Officials and the Police Department
These PREVENTS have been seen by many people especially woman that have been passing by.
Prevents are my favorite kind of Pedophilias predators.
During the day and night they sitting on the benches and are cruising for sex and making lots of noise and disturbing the community.
These perverts leave their dirty used condoms strewn all over the place and our children pick these condoms up thinking they are balloons.
The other day, I got home from my run, and I had about 5 or 6 used condoms stuck to the bottom of my shoe. The squelching noise underfoot is awful when you are trying to enjoy and evening in the park.
These perverts have sex in front of anyone who passes, men, woman, and children.
Just recently a 14 year old was forced in to performing oral and anal sex with a 50-year-old man.
So wait. Are there two consenting gay adults having sex with each other in public or a 50 year old man abusing a child? Are the two in any way related?
We witnessed this and immediately called the Police but to no surprise they did nothing and allowed this pedophilia predator pervert to get away. Description of pedophilia predator is as followed . . . Mustache, Chain smoker. . .
WITNESSED THIS!? None of this makes sense. So they called the Police who just said, “Eh, there’s some gay men having open public sex over there and a 50 year old molesting a 14 year old over there. . . but we’re not interested. We’ve got better things to do.”
Police Investigator: So the suspect smokes?
Witness: Yes. CHAIN smokes.
Police Investigator: How many cigarettes would you say the suspect smoked while you were watching.
Witness: He just kept smoking, one after the other. FAST. Blowing right through the pack.
I’m writing my Elective Officials to get this cleared up.
Arm yourselves with Video Cameras and Cell Phones to get evidence and then call the Police to have them arrest him.
My absolute favorite part of this flyer is the selective capitalization: Gay Men, Cell Phones, Video Cameras
Georgia, I hardly knew ya…
had no idea about the blog, but now I do because of that contest. funny how the world connects.
You’re in my regular rotation now.
That was great. I was wondering the same thing about how it jumped suddenly from gay men to pedophiles, and that the people apparently didn’t do anything themselves.
your blog might be the only reason i truly regret my lack of internet access this month. how come you find these gems, while all i find are flyers that say stuff like, “THERAPY. FEEL YOUR ALIVENESS!”
i can’t wait for you to be back in my life on a regular basis.
i love that they said he was a chain smoker. they might as well have said “He sometimes snores in his sleep.”