Sometimes I feel like G.I. Jane – for at least 10 minutes every day. Usually when I am on the subway and there is nothing I can do with my new found super powers – so I sit there and feel strong and sexy for 10 minutes. It wears off pretty soon.
The rest of the day, I feel like I wish I flossed. Regular flossing indicates a person who can maintain a steady, healthy, daily routine. Someone who showers every day, eats healthy, gets a good bit of exercise, washes their face and takes about 20 minutes to get ready in the morning. Not too long – not someone who blow dries their hair daily – but also not the 2 minutes I take between getting out of bed and running through the door with eye crusties to be later removed on the subway.
Sometimes, an hour or two into my day, I panic, realizing I have not looked in a mirror yet that day and could have some sort of horrible growth on my face, or sudden yellowing of the teeth . . .
I’m pretty sure Oprah flosses. I desperately want to floss too.
There’s no HIPPA police that will come and arrest you, so I think you’ll be okay. Good luck with the Snoop Bloggity Blog.